Goku Is My Homeboy

Girls with tails, middle school shame, and the invention of China

I’m about to share with you a sentence that literally no one has ever written, spoken, or even thought about. I hope the elastic on your socks isn't worn out, because if so I’m about to blow them the hell off.

Here we go:

The world sure has changed a lot over my lifetime.

Sorry, everyone, I am getting a call.

“Yes, this is Stephen, the revolutionary voice…