Extreme Makeover: Kitchen Drawer Edition

A tale of six full dumpsters and three empty junk drawers

I live across the street from a hoarder. Lived, maybe. I’m not quite sure if they died or are in the process of moving. Perhaps they’re just turning over a new leaf. I’d like to be able to tell you, but even though I live across the street from them I couldn’t pick their face out of a lineup for a million dollars, much less know what is happening to the…