Help! I'm Trapped In The Whimsy Vortex!

Why I might actually be a gen Z Substack girlie

I'm not new to social media by any means. My first experience was way back in 2004, navigating and running Livejournal and Xanga blogs (it literally just occurred to me that Boy Meets Void is just my Xanga reanimated). After that was obviously MySpace (where it all peaked), followed by Facebook. There was a brief foray into Instagram, but I wasn't much …